First thing you should know is that I hate these sort of introductions. Who just splats everything about themselves on an internet page and assumes someone’s going to read it? (Other than every Facebook user.)
These blogs usually start off with an awkward welcome, right?
Greetings to mine humble Internet abode!
And then I think I’m supposed to put a little bit about myself…
Speeding tickets: 0 (That’s right WAT.)
Ideal pet: Eel.
Favorite movie: Mulan
Obviously: not very good at this
As for why I’m sopping up my time with this blog (it really does soak up the hours like a little sponge), I’ll defer to Mr. C.S. Lewis, if you don’t mind me borrowing someone else’s words for this:
“I do not sit down at my desk to put into verse something that is already clear in my mind. If it were clear in my mind, I should have no incentive or need to write about it. We do not write to be understood; we right to understand.”
I hope this to be a place to share my adventures with you, World, literary or otherwise. But note – this is not a place where I give answers to my humble Internet disciples who I expect to lap up my words like obedient kittens who come for their milk. In fact, it’s mostly going to be about me diving headfirst into this shockingly cold place and sharing what I find – which will mostly be questions that I will beg to the God in heaven for answers to.
If you’re an adventurer and a reader or even something else entirely, then please join me.